"stopped for a spell and stayed that way...."
2002-08-13 10:30 p.m.

things are pretty okay. its pretty hot, though. and the mtv show sorority is pretty addictive. i still can't believe they can make davis look like a semi-cool town. i was going to do an entry like that one holden person's (who you should read because its super good and i think he should write about what was written in that letter already because i'm nosey. but i'm cool with the unknowing because its probably one of those things that you don't want to know, like how, in this one episode of sorority, jordan's friend amanda ripped up jordan's card from her ex who was trying to hook it up again, because amanda knew it wouldn't do jordan any good to read it. okay well its probably not really like that, really. now that i think about it.) and write about all the great people who hail from my hometown. but the only person i know who hails from there is dj shadow. oops and linda book. except nobody knows who linda book is because she's not famous. dj shadow is a pretty okay list though.

so yea. things are pretty okay except spot has an abscess on his chesty shoulder area. its enormous and i don't know what to do. the enormity of it... take a can of code red mountain dew, or maybe just sprite, not beer though, canned beer is bad. so take your code red can and cut it in half from top to bottom so that you have a half cylinder. and then stick it onto a horse's chest. that's how big the abscess is. i tried to run some water over it to reduce swelling but it was dark outside, and the horses were too curious to let spot and i alone... and then the mare tried to kick spot because she's a mare... and spot ran off... and everybody started galloping... and i was wearing go aheads, so i thought it would be better for my feet if i went to superglue my right side mirror onto my car instead.

so i went to super glue my right side mirror onto my car at 10:30 p.m. because sometimes its important to get things done. even though i'm sleepy now and i feel like i haven't written much about anything important, diary.

i saw a bobcat on brooks lane monday morning. diary, it was smaller than you'd think it would be.

and diary, i want you to remember that the flaming lips are the most endearing things ever. mwwwaaaaaa to you wayne coyne. mwa to you. diary, did you know that their drummer was almost killed by a spider bite a few years back? that it so darling, i want to die!

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