"in your busted down ford and your platform heels"
2002-08-12 3:41 p.m.

i am kind of too ticked off to write much because my car sucks everything to smithersuckingreens. and i got my period and a speeding ticket. which both suck just as much as my car does. and i won't get into necessarily needed class this semester. and i'm stuck making a wedding cake for some mormon who is okay with polygamy because she'd always be the head wife and anyway, a man needs lots of wives so that when he dies and gets his own planet, he can populate it. and i want desperately to ask her what she things about half-siblings boffing each other but i'm way too gracious, see?

all this when the only things i want to do are not sweat so profusely in 106 degree heat, eat lots of corn from the garden cause corn is good to eat and good for you!, and watch elvis movies all week because i ammmm lonesome tonight. thank you. thank you very much. i'm all shook up.

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