i was born to do
2017-09-08 8:58 p.m.

ok. a sampling of my most recent text messages.

"how come nobody is commenting on the dick hanging from the ceiling in that picture?"

"you like so many things!"

"doing a 50 miler in the headlands tomorrow. if i don't die, happy hour next week?"

"go home amy! its friday!" and "FB is evil."

"hey. sorry. sometimes i'm so sad i can't move."

"i don't know how to do this job."

"dood i need to see this swine."

"i was born to stalk people! i'm a psycho!"

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